A is for Abstinence

In order to break my highly conservative Christian roommate's resolve in remaining a virgin, I've been bombarding him with all the sex resources I could find...

http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html

http://marriage.about.com/cs/sex/a/sexfrequency.htm

Of course, I don't really believe any of that bullshit. I think scientific researchers are full of shit. The only way to go is what the bible says... no sex before marriage! After all, the bibles advice is not written by fallible researchers. It's the word of God written out by prophets into this 1000+ page book.

ABSTINENCE kids! ABSTINENCE!