Silly Parents
My dad keeps suggesting that I really should get into real estate.
I'm like, "Dad, you need to have money to get into real estate and frankly, I don't have enough of that."
My dad said, "It's okay, you can have all my money to do real estate"
In shock, "ALL? ALL your hard earned money?"
Nods smugly like he knows something that I don't. "All," he repeats.
I say, "What if I fail then you'll be broke as cow!"
Dad responds, "You won't fail, cuz my fortune teller said that you'll do real well in real estate!"
(I swear I didn't pay his fortune teller, but he's risking his life's earnings based on a fortune teller. silly silly! I love my dad.)