Impress Her

I found this funny joke about simplistic stereotypes about men and women are when it comes to intimacy.

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How to impress a Woman:

Compliment her. Cuddle her. Kiss her, Caress her. Love her. Cofort her. Protect her. Hug her. Hold her. Spend money on her. Wine and dine her. Listen to her. Care for her. Stand by her. Support her. Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to impress a Man:

Show up naked. Bring beer.
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